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As though the collective opprobrium heaped on Britney Spears wasn’t enough, some bright spark has brought out a ‘Rehab Britney’ doll.

The Metro has a photo, complete with this disgusting discription:

The doll isn’t pulling any of the crazed faces or bearing of teeth that Spears has recently flashed at cameras but carries a rather more dazed and serene fixated smile.

And, not wishing to slack off in the unreconstructed misogyny department, The Metro has also produced a print out and keep top trumps-style set of cards, labelling a number of celebrity women as “tramps” and rating them on things like their “knickers”, “sex video”, “bitch factor” and “party endurance”.