The second link takes you to a pencil sharpener in the shape of a headless woman – guess where the pencil goes? But that one is no-where near as offensive as the Lusty Linda (Via Erica Barnett).
From the product description on Amazon:
LUSTY LINDA PEN HOLDER a.k.a. Mrs. All Busts Let Lusty Linda the pen holder sun-bath on your desk. When you stick in a pen, she will moan, groan or say any of 10 different things. A switch on the bottom lets you set Linda’s mood, from good or bad. (too bad all women did not have such a switch). Lusty Linda The Pen Holder Says 10 Different Things including: ooow (ouch)! Get out you, you dirty old man! What are you looking at? Help! Help! Oh ooh (excited)
As Shakesville says:
I don’t know about the rest of you gals, but nothing puts me in a “bad mood” like being raped!