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For a minute let’s set aside the rights and wrongs of porn, to consider this hilarious take on what turns girls on.

Brought to us by the cretins who thought ‘the internet in book form’ was a good idea, this site systematically draws out only the most tired cliches about women and sex.

Item one: “women are not interested in sex, they want money and a man to take home to their parents”

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Item two: “women are natural nest builders”

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This is as close as the site gets to acknowledging women have a sexual appetite:

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And, for extra points, “sex=penetration, so it’s OK to include “foreplay” in a satire about how desexualised women are”

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