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Via Tabloid Watch, comes this ridiculous story in The Sun, calling Mariah Carey “huge”.

Yeah, really.

They even put together a slideshow, with moment-by-moment snapshots of some dancers apparently “struggling” to lift her during a TV performance.

Looking at the combined muscle the blokes had to use to hoist her off the ground, it might be better for Mariah to stick to floor routines from now on.

She’s getting too heavy to Carey.

OMG, the hilarous puns! They also caption another photo “big star”.