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In my job you learn to let some things go, because otherwise you’d end up with a stomach ulcer and daily heart attacks through stress.

Couldn’t not flag up this particular pearler from ITV1’s commentator Clive Tyldesley last night, though, as he threw to the ad break prior to the beginning of extra-time in Uruguay v Ghana:

“Give the wife a call, tell her you’re staying down the pub for another half an hour.”

Right.