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Grr, I’ve just seen world and Olympic champion cyclist Victoria Pendleton advertising a make of bread on the television. She informs us that it’s good for you and stops you snacking through the day, which is handy “when you wear Lycra for a living.” Funny, could have sworn she was a world-class athlete, but it’s always good to be reminded that no matter how strong, capable, muscled and beautiful your body, you always need to be careful to ensure that it looks nice on display in tight clothing.